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Old Jul 03, 2008, 03:59 PM // 15:59   #41
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Oh no, los gabachos invaden Guild Wars Guru. ¡La Guerra de Indepencia Española nunca acabó. A por ellos!!!!

If anyone wants, I can teach you spanish. And, like Inde, I love this post. Is epico.
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #42
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French lesson :

Wow, j'ai le sentiment d'avoir perdu cinq minutes de ma vie a lire votre discussion...mais bon, c'est pas come si j'avais autre chose a faire xD.

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J'ai le grand plaisir de déclarer que ce fil est le plus bête de tous les fils que j'ai déjà vu.
Don't use a web translator .
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 02:23 PM // 14:23   #43
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Vile catin, retourne dans ton lupanar et laisse moi savourer ma plénitude.
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 03:13 PM // 15:13   #44
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Voila quelques phrases qui vous seront utiles.

Nerf de la bénédiction de l'ours

La bénédiction de l'ours va ruinier l'economie

Touche pas a mon ours

Suce mon ours

Lettre ouverte a Anet pour equilibrer Sihlouette

Lettre ouverte a Anet pour equilibrer Ours

Petition pour donner le titre d'abruti intercontinental a Abedeus en cinq langues SVP (pake il komprend po sinon)
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 04:41 PM // 16:41   #45
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I am tempted of opening a similar thread with spanish words instead of french words. Just for screw the frenchies.
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 07:27 PM // 19:27   #46
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RiKio - no me gusta Francua, me gusta Espańol xd No, really, I like spanish. It's noble.

I tak uważam, że wszystkie Francuzy są paskudnymi serojadami, które zaspokajają swoje chore poczucie wyższości używając języka, którego nie każdy rozumie.

COOKIES, NOW

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Nerve of the blessing of the bear
the blessing of the bear goes ruinier the Touche
economy not has my Suce
bear my open
Lettre bear has Anet to balance Sihlouette
Lettre open has Anet to balance Ours
Petition to give the title of intercontinental moron has Abedeus in five languages PLEASE (pake it komprend Po if not)
Online french translators ftw. Is only me, or are you making mistakes in your own language?

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Old Jul 04, 2008, 07:42 PM // 19:42   #47
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Well the translator isn't totally occurate either but there is 1-2 sentences I wouldn't say like that.

The englsh translation would be:
Nerf of Ursan blessing
Ursan blessing is gonna ruin the economy
Don't touch my bear
Suck my bear
Open letter to ANet to balance shadow form
Open letter to ANet to balance bear

Petition to give Abedeus the cross-continental moron title in 5 languages
What's written in parenthesis is the phonetic way of writing just like when ppl spik lik dat u c?

Ho and I only know one full sentance in spanish (not sure about the grammar tho): un droguadicto sale de una sumidera. Don't ask.

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Vile catin, retourne dans ton lupanar et laisse moi savourer ma plénitude.
Morbleu malendrin, quelle utilisation déplacée de notre langue françoise!

@sleeper. lol 94-78 pr mwa (je hais parler comme ca)

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Old Jul 04, 2008, 07:44 PM // 19:44   #48
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im sorry who the hell are you?

ps: your translator sucks and french is not MY language i just happen to speak it correctly and thus get away with using incorrect spelling "a la francaise".

a tip, you NEED to stop attempting to debate with me for you havent got a clue who you are talking to.


while we are at it it's "No me gusta El Frances, me Gusta EL Espanol." or "No me gusta Francia, me gusta Espania"

and again i can compleatly ignore accents because dude i know more about spain, spanish and from what i can tell, languages that you will EVER know.


go away.

@Turbo, oui cest phonetique mec, 94 ici.

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Old Jul 04, 2008, 07:57 PM // 19:57   #49
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Me gustan las francesas. So much.

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RiKio - no me gusta Francua, me gusta Espańol xd No, really, I like spanish. It's noble.
Yeah. And its very good for insulting people. If French is like wiping your arse with silk, Spanish is like having spikes in the mouth. Try it, hijos de puta.
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 08:41 PM // 20:41   #50
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Man, 3 years of taking French class and I haven't even seen half of these words lol.
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Old Jul 04, 2008, 08:44 PM // 20:44   #51
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How do you spell that? I know J is like H in the word Hammer, but how do you spell H? You don't, like in German? I don't have the cojones to ask anyone irl ;[
Exactly, you dont. Unless you are planning to speak Southern Spanish ( A dialect that goes from Madrid to Andalucia)

Hijos de puta might be prononced Ehos The Pootah
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 12:57 AM // 00:57   #52
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J'ai le grand plaisir de déclarer que ce fil est le plus bête de tous les fils que j'ai déjà vu.

C'est pour moi un grand plaisir de vous informer que nous pouvons traduire français et presque toutes les langues afin que vous êtes celui qui finit par la recherche insensé.
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 01:12 AM // 01:12   #53
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There's no mistakes in Sleeper's phrases (except the lack of accents, but that's the fault of the keyboard xD).

PS : Vs etes pas les seul a DtesT parler en language SMS.
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 01:20 AM // 01:20   #54
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Let's not get into insults.... it's a fun thread... had quite a few giggles.

Heck I went to a French school in Spain from 5th grade through 11th grade, and all I can say is:

Viva la France!! or... Mon petite cherie c'est tres ummmm pretty. *cough* je ne parles pa francais..... but I do hablo español.

Actually I'm Puerto Rican and quite often when talking to my family I find myself speaking Spanglish.
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 01:57 AM // 01:57   #55
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Puerto Rico! ahhh fond memories of the governors daughter.

omg messy what you MADE ME DO aaAHHH!!!!!



gummygummygummy its the same in any language halp!
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 02:24 AM // 02:24   #56
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Mon petite cherie c'est tres ummmm pretty
"Jolie" is the word you were looking for. I really need to practice my French more...
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 02:54 AM // 02:54   #57
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Thanks Katsumi


so Sleeper.......... was the Puerto Rico's Governor's daughter tres jolie?
qui qui
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 03:01 AM // 03:01   #58
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It's ok.

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qui qui
Oui oui, perhaps? Or was that supposed to be Spanish?
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 04:32 AM // 04:32   #59
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Doesn't belle work too?
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Old Jul 05, 2008, 04:40 AM // 04:40   #60
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cute = mignon/mignonne
beautiful = beau/belle
pretty = jolie
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